Synaptic Misfires

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Another sign of the apocalypse. . .

16-year-old Nickelodeon star Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that she's pregnant. Brit's sister says the father is her longtime live-in boyfriend.

She's freakin' sixteen--how can anything be "longtime" for her???

And since when do sixteen-year-olds get to have a live-in boyfriend? Hell, I wasn't even allowed to have a pet!